I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

by Candyswrites January 3, 2020

Go fuck yourself

An exclamation expressing anger or comtept for or a rejection of someone

Go fuck yourself

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Go to Starbucks

An activity performed by basic white bitches and hipsters because they have the mental capacity of an Indian tech support worker. You'll often see these people with MacBooks and iPhones typing up scripts probably to try to flex their damaged idea of what a normal functioning human being does on a day to day basis. These people also can't resist to order the most complicated drink they can think of so they sound more intelligent than everyone else.

Gracie: OMG I'm soooo parched, I'm gonna go to Starbucks and order a Grande triple unicorn appletini with divine cream sauce!!

by Thoughts3rased January 21, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Got a bit going on

When shit in your life goes the wrong way

Yeah bull Dave's had 5 guys leave in the last week he's got a bit going on

by Big Bad Belly August 4, 2022

Go fly a kite

1: A outside activity
2: a insult, telling someone that they’re annoying and that they should go away

1:
Person 1: Hey, wanna go fly a kite?
Person 2: Sure!

2:
Person 1: hey! Hey! Hello! Heyo!
Person 2: go fly a kite.

by Peppa lol December 2, 2022

Nothing is going to change

But only because if you can't get you way that you would rather the kids die.

Hym "Nothing is going to change because if Mentally retarded YouTube GARBAGE (Who are all COINCIDENTALLY IN THERAPY) can't do future crime on the basis of free speech then it's better to just let the kids die. Here's the choice Megyn: I sue my place of work for the harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia OR Child murder? Which one do you pick? There are 2 options. The choice is binary and I can hear you trying to make up a 3rd choice in your head and DID NOT NOR WILL IT EVER stop people from murdering your kids. The ONLY thing that will EVER work is A case by case approach that removes the IMPETUS for the child murder. You chose child murder. You chose it every single day. You want the kids to die and no amount of internet bloviating or tough talk or shows of force is going to keep those fucking kids alive because until you remove the thing I would theoretically kill them over, I have all the motivation in the world. This is what I mean when I say that you're all retarded. The is no such thing as nebulous craziness that make people murder kids. It doesn't exist. But you ARE IN FACT stalking and harassing me and if I don't get justice your kids will get injustice. Just stop LYING. It's that easy. Stop trying to enforce your uppity breeder self-importance by proxy. Do the thing I told you to do."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025