Hooker you need me

Phrase originated from California prison/jail system. Used when a person makes a comment and the response requires verbal validation that the other person is necessary for whatever is going on/going to happen.

Ram: So is the party a go for Saturday?
Chris: Yeah, but I was hoping you would be the designated driver...
Ram: Hooker you need me.
Chris: F*ck you...

by Skwhirl May 16, 2013

Beat the Bitch Outta Me

V: To exercise past the point of not wanting to workout: to workout with the intent of breaking one's own weak will. To focus primarily on the mental aspect of a workout in order to extend the limits of one's mental endurance.

Ben: What are you doing today?

James: I'm going to the gym to beat the bitch outta me.

Ben: You'll be there awhile, I imagine.

James: farts and walks away

by Centauri Soldier November 2, 2010

Why are you telling me

Used when some idiot says something irrelevant, nobody asked for or just completely stupid. originated in greensprings school lekki.

Him: I went to Jamaica last year
Other person: Oh my God nice but why are you telling me
Him: **middle finger**

by SirDae January 6, 2021

Pick Me Girl Syndrome

When someone acts like a pick me girl, saying the words "teehee", copying people's video edits, brainwashing people, thinking your most important over everyone.

Side effects may include,
- anger
- nausea
- memory loss
- high pitched voice
- losing long-time friends
- multiple crushes on people

Oh no! You have pick me girl syndrome! Quick! To the hospital!

by dessaesthetic November 11, 2022

Give me your ass

When you want your girl's ass or she wants yours. U will def grab and slap it i hope you do that

Girl: hey you yes you that ass of yours is so big. Give me your ass
Boy: Yes babe😏
Boy: Do you like it?
Girl: yep hehe😏

by Mike the quiet one December 7, 2021

let me do it for you

A meme involving the long nosed 'Borzoi' dog.

Eminem: yo kanye where is my jewish friend
Kanye (made graduation): im not sure! lets find him
Borzoi: let me do it for you! kermeeet.
Kanye & Eminem: Awesome Sauce!

by better qwintuples January 27, 2023

give me some salt

This is what Joe says to provoke his Dad to say, "Fuck You"

Hey, Can you give me some salt?

by therealmatt September 13, 2017