Super Simptember

Super Simptember is an alternate version of No Simp September, where you may simp for whoever you like, no matter who you are. There's no failing this month long challenge as long as you're simping for at least one person, real or fake.

John: "Didn't you hear? it's No Simp September."
Bob: "No, it's fine, I'm participating in Super Simptember."

by Hiyoko Saionji September 17, 2020

White Simpremacist

A term for people that aren't overt white supremacists but struggle or refuse to acknowledge or speak out against them.

Matt want to split hairs about the Proud Boys not being a white supremacist group, he would rather deflect and obfuscate.

What is he, some kind of White Simpremacist?

by Nerdshard October 1, 2020

homer simpsoning

Verb
To leave church before the pastor says to.
S31 E20

Rod: We can't leave till the pastor says to.
Ned: Who told you that?
Tod: You did- you called it Homer Simpsoning

by Batman091190 October 1, 2020

No Simpo

The only counter to being suspected of simp like tendencies or behavior. Do not use this phrase or call it out unless you are cornered or in a situation where you know you messed up.

Regular yute:Yeah shes amazing and so much fun, we really miss her
Hood yute:My dawgs you saying you miss her ahlie, my mans in his feels yo!
Regular yute:What..!?,nah hold up fam wys thats my sisnem styl
Hood yute:Nah yo dont cap I know theres sum more, no man misses a shordy like that
Regular yute:No I would neve....I mean nah fam wallahi its not like dat
Hood yute:Fam stop the cap you was just talkin bout how you she was so nice and ho..
Regular yute:YOU KNOW WHAT SHE WAS NICE AND I DO MISS HER AND SHES MY SISNEM FAM NO SIMPO
Hood yute:...

by forehead terminator October 3, 2020

Conrad simpson

Conrad is that one kid who’s nose is so long and fat

He’s also 9ft 7inch

“Harreh stop closing the sun roof I’m fucking stuck “

Conrad Simpson -“Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“ I know it poked me in the eye in pe”

by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020

Conrad Simpson

Conrad has a massive nose he is also 6 foot nine and the type of boy known so shout “harreh my heads stuck open the sun roof “

Conrad Simpson - “ Have you seen that Conrad kids nose it’s fucking huge “

“Yeah it nearly poked me in the eye in PE “

by Sammy Boyd October 5, 2020

Friend-Simping

When you act like a simp to a friend to be sure that friend will be loyal to you and trust you. The more you friend-simp, the more that friend will trust you. It's used more when you are not used to have many friends or actually don't have any, or when you want to make that friendship to last more, in the first case you won't be able to stop friend-simp because you mostly will feel scared to lose your friendship, not even for a minute.

Friend-Simp (friend-simping): "Hey, (thinking about how he did well on the basketball game yesterday) hows going with your girl? Everything alright?"
Friend: "We had a fight yesterday because of her choice to change school next year, (the friend-simp gets annoyed but still listens to him) she told me some bad things and i feel bad rn"
Friend-simp: "Do you wanna get sum mc myb? To make you change ideas, i offer"
Friend: "Wow, thnx man, i'd appreciate a lot. lets go then"

by Sprendly1516 October 14, 2020