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Jack Crackered

Rhyming slang for knackered, meaning tired. Pronounced Crack-ed
by manoocachoonie August 7, 2025
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Jack

by Mr loco February 14, 2018
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Jack Doherty

The most insufferable being on the face of the earth. Jack Doherty is a youtuber in his 20s who likes to mock and annoy innocent people who are trying to get about their day. Doherty is only capable of doing this as he has bodyguards who stop innocent people standing up for themselves. Jack probably would not be able to do any of his acts without a bodyguard as he such a pussy that he would pribably get curbstomped by litteraly anyone who tried to react to any of his "pranks". Jack doherty has more money than sense, but is worth fuck all, especially after paying OF models to go out with him to make him stop feeling insecure about his height and childish personality.
Jack doherty to a father and his child: "fuck you pussy"
Father going about his day: "HEY, YOU CANT SAY THAT IN FRONT OF A CHILD"
Jack Doherty: "what you gonna do about it, i am richer than you, i drive a Ferrari at 21 and own a 4 million dollar house"
Father tries to get close to jack: Bodyguard steps in to stop jack getting battered.
by Lukeyjoe May 22, 2024
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Jack

Better known as JC, can smash a 18 of Cody’s in under 20 minutes and hide the cans under the couch with out a single suspicion. Commonly found drunk picking up empty cans at some dusty flat at 7am to delete the remains. Can destroy a can in 2 seconds flat, King of the BGE and pretty solid at mahi..
Fuck there’s that Jack cunt, hide your piss g
by Jack cowie November 23, 2021
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Jack Johnston

Worlds fattest rat with a bowl cut, extremely gay and will rape you if given the chance.
He is such a jack Johnston.
by Koolkid30 September 9, 2021
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THE PUMPING JACK

When a dominant straps a dildo to his head, and penatrates either the cunt or Anus while Pornogrind is playing loudly in the background
"THE PUMP JACK"
Dude Todd! Me and that Goth chick Raven did "THE PUMPING JACK" for the first time last night, It made her whole week dude
by Direwolf January 26, 2023
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