logan goodbody

usually, a person who inhales smartwhips / balloons.

god, chelsea you need to stop that. you're going to end up like *Logan goodbody*

by loganketbody April 18, 2024

Jessi Gooding

A Jessi Gooding is someone that sits next to you in class.

"Woah, did you just sit next to me in class? You are such a Jessi Gooding"

by Greenswamp May 5, 2024

Maryland goodbye

Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit

Antonym: Irish Goodbye

I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there

by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024

Haitian Goodbye

The act of putting powdered jello in her navel, then peeing into her navel, and while it solidifies doing the reverse cowboy banging her tits and rubbing your taint on her nose. Once the navel shot is gelatinous, the man sucks out the belly button molded Jell-O shot and then calls a Lyft to go home.

I gave Sandra the best Haitian goodbye before going to the airport to fly to France and joining the French Legionaires.

by Man/man June 8, 2024

josh goodman

a chad, a sigma, an alpha and above all else, a goonman

My mother wanted me to be a doctor and contribute to society but I chose the Josh Goodman life.

by josh.goodmanlover69 July 9, 2024

Batman Goodbye

A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.

It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.

Julian Batman goodbye’d when we were getting burgers, mid-sentence I turned around and he was gone

by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024

Mormon goodbye

Having sex in the temple.

Did you know that Elder Max gave his wife the Mormon goodbye last Sunday?

by Cazoli November 25, 2024