A person who was a duche bag earlier in his life and tries to prevent others from becoming one or having relations with others who might be a duche bag by means of advice and/or guidance
Ex#1) (Younger Male Friend) Dude this expensive Lacrosse shirt will look insane on me.
(Recovering Duche Bag) Come on man, you do not need a $150 shirt to get girls you'll look like a duch bag. I should know im a recovering duche bag.
(Ex#2)(Recovering Duche Bag) You should not go out this frat boy.
(Girl) Why not?
(Recovering Duche Bag) He's duche bag and only wants in your delicates. I should know i'm a recovering duche bag.
(Recovering Duche Bag) Come on man, you do not need a $150 shirt to get girls you'll look like a duch bag. I should know im a recovering duche bag.
(Ex#2)(Recovering Duche Bag) You should not go out this frat boy.
(Girl) Why not?
(Recovering Duche Bag) He's duche bag and only wants in your delicates. I should know i'm a recovering duche bag.
by krusty123 May 31, 2010
When your doing her doggy with your buddy watching, pull out, and ejaculate while your buddy punches your balls like a speed ball.
by harderdaddy420 March 09, 2024
The man who wears the pants in a homosexual relationship. He “fills” his boyfriend’s, otherwise known as the “Twinkie” , cavities with his crème from his piping bag.
by Sahaev August 04, 2023
After chugging vodka lay across two tables allowing your dick to hang downwards and girls under will fight for your penis.
by HolyWhiteness July 21, 2017
Noun - a game played by consenting adults where each participant attempts to cover their opponent’s private areas with their bag until one participant yells BINGO to indicate they are claiming victory.
Jonathan introduced Kara to Bag Bingo last night when their country club inadvertently threw away the cornhole boards.
by Varmit55 August 16, 2019
HOLY MOMMY FUCKING SHIT BAGS THAT HURT!!!
by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 07, 2021
by Blackwater351 December 29, 2018