jack braymuck

big fat knobhead

jack braymuck is a big fat knobhead

by The Wise Old Wizard June 5, 2018

Junking Jacks

Doing jumping jacks nude.

After the police found them doing junking jacks in the street, they bolted.

by a714generation July 1, 2011

fi-jacked

That thing when your phones data’s not working and it's because you phone is joined some "Log In" WiFi.

Ahh, that's why it's not bloody working Dave, I've been fi-Jacked.

by Airblocks WiFi Ltd February 20, 2014

Jack Mit

the short boi with a math general textbook and no consol

*Math general textbook* -Jack Mit

by Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 12, 2019

Jack, Talk, and Devour technic

When a male jacks off while talking to his special lady and devours celery to increase his sperm intake.

"Hey man I was using is technic last night with my sexy Amanda"
"Which technic?"
"The Jack, Talk, and Devour technic."

by RaeAnne313 May 23, 2018

jack hoarder

Someone who hogs all the jacks in a card game for their own selfish gains. Particularly in team card games such as euchre.

Adam : I think I have a good hand we can get this trick

Joe: yeah only if I'm not being a jack hoarder in this b yah

by dethj4y February 22, 2011

Jack of Swords

A person (usually cis) who lets their partner be dominated by trans women. They love being belittled, supportive, and docile to their King of Swords while their woman gets all her holes filled by her gock.

See also:
Queen of Swords

Trans Woman (KoS): Hey, IDK if you know this but your wife has a Queen of Swords tattoo, are you a Jack of Swords?
Cis Guy: I... I know, I really love trans girls. They're extremely beautiful and much better lovers of women than me. It's an honor to know my wife is getting pleasured by someone who can really do a good job.
Trans Woman: What a good boy!~ I'll let you watch with a cage on next time.

by Aelwen April 30, 2024