simp cheese

cheese produced using the breast milk of a woman (e.g. a streamer) for whom a man simps

"greg, don't touch that cheese slice"
"why?"
"that's SIMP CHEESE, greg"
"...will i get the cheese touch from it?"
"no. worse"

by flatulencenuggets October 4, 2025

chopped cheese

someone who is unbelievably ugly

god she looks like chopped cheese

by brigrif October 8, 2025

Ethiopian Cheese Roulette

Act of Oral sex when the woman attracts all your cheese smegma on her lips and you both make out with her and 2 other people right after while maintaining the cheese on your lips passing it down

Erick G: Hey lets play Ethiopian Cheese Roulette

Erick E: Sure im so down

by Spookyluvcheesenodiddy444 April 29, 2025

dih cheese

the best delicacy ever

i love dih cheese

by dihcheeseman May 4, 2025

The cheese plan

To throw/place cheese (any variation) upon one's own significant other while they sleep

Eden: "Dude, we should use the cheese plan"
Tyler: "omg yes, that would be so hilarious, she wouldn't see it coming!"

by Simmypoo May 17, 2025

The cheese plan

To throw/place cheese upon one's significant other during their sleep

Eden: "Dude, let's enact the cheese plan"
Tyler: "hell yeah, that'll be so funny"

by Simmypoo May 18, 2025

Australian cheese

Also known as down under cheese. When a person goes a long time without showering, they get Australian cheese on their genitals.

Due to scrolling reddit and gaming all day, Joe forgot to shower and started to get Australian cheese on his dih that smelled like a burger king dumpster during a California summer.

by FireFuego May 20, 2025