baby padding

A woman's uncontrollable urge to ingest carbohydrates that convert to body fat including abdominal fat that serves to protect the unborn offspring

Bob: That's your third pizza hon
Marlene: I'm working on my baby padding

by Innomine Partri May 1, 2021

Baby Woman

A little girl represented, considered and/or treated how one might otherwise have only treated a full grown woman.

At the child beauty pageant, she saw another magnificent baby woman.

by ApricotFields July 12, 2021

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the epitome of pure unfiltered unchecked brainrot. the highest level of brainrot

if you have skibidi toilet baby gronk sigma freddy fazbear threemarche poppy playtime mr beast lankybox fanum tax cringe gyatt bussin in ohio with fortnite poopy tiktok edgelord rizz, you need to kill yourself NOW

by nubnerd24 July 24, 2025

bootie babies

Poop covered sperm.

Man I had anal sex with her and I know tomorrow she'll be giving birth to some bootie babies.

by Hello peter December 27, 2015

Chapter 11 baby factory

A post menopausal woman still open for “business” but repurposed space is not open for production.

I was recently at Grandma’s water aerobics class and saw a straight up chapter 11 baby factory DTF.

by Gilf factory November 9, 2019

Baby legs

A phrase used to describe someone who struggles with buoyancy while scuba diving and therefore, moves their legs quickly to keep the trim of a normal diver; similar to the way a toddler would walk. Not to be confused with bicycling.

I felt like I had baby legs in the water today.

by JJsaysno. December 9, 2022

Baby J

A small marijuana joint or cigarette.

"Hey Zaid, how did you like that Baby J I hooked up last night?"
"That was a splendid experience. Thank you for the head change!"

by Fake Piety November 22, 2018