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What time do gay people go to sleep?

The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig
What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.

Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?

Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg
by Hottie Amelia June 1, 2022
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Going Flamingo

Clara: "I'm totally going flamingo tonight."
Elaine: "Eww you slut, you have to wear underwear with a skirt"

or

Jane, who was wearing see through leggings, went flamingo to impress Bobby.
by captainjimdoyle January 10, 2012
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Go Birds

General greeting for any type of event in Philly.
Cashier: Your total will be $20.99
Customer: Thanks, Go Birds
by blondeddlife January 25, 2024
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Going Centaur

When you are dressed as a human from the waist up but are basically beast from the waist down during a Video Call.
Don't pan the camera down, they're going centaur from the waist down.
by Come on Fwqwhgads October 16, 2020
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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
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Grip and Go

An insult directed towards males implying that the subject in question ejaculates fast.

"Grip" means to hold the penis, and "Go" is the cum immediately exiting the penis after just one grasp.
"Johnny's such a dick. I bet he's a Grip and Go too.
by impadop September 12, 2022
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Going Hospital

A term famously coined by Clockwork, for when he mournfully announces to the lads that he’s once again succumbed to his incessant need to return to Harrogate District Hospital for the fourth time in a week.
“Huuuuuuuuuuuugh. Got a headache, going hospital.”
by Greengasbrown March 21, 2022
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