cunt missle

when a woman squirts aggressively and shoots it into her partner’s eye

“I accidentally cunt-missled my boyfriend last night.”

“Dude she cunt-missled me so hard.”

“I’m going to let Jenny cunt missle me.”

by bigdaddygen May 23, 2022

Cunt is a Corum

Kid name Glasgow used a blue chalk marker on my pizza box and wrote cunt is a corum

Cunt is a corum - Glasgow

by Cat65 May 26, 2022

Fronts out cunts out

When he's rocking out with his cock out. She's fronts out cunts out

Kylies walking arond the office fronts out cunts out!

by Kaplan squad May 27, 2022

Cuntely Cunt Song

A jovial song that is often sung in the style of any popular well known melody or song. The words however must only contain the words 'cuntely' or 'cunt'.

The Cuntely Cunt song is often performed by very bored or pissed up wankers who find it amusing to inflict these songs on unsuspecting members of the public.

Anyone who performs a 'cuntely cunt' song will be known amongst friends and peers as a really cool bloke.

An example would be to change the words of 'burn burn burn, the ring of fire' to a 'cuntely cunt song version..... 'cunt cunt cunt, cuntely cuntely, cuntely'

by Used Car Bruce May 28, 2022

Justifiable cuntness

When a 3rd party can justify your cunt like actions.

"I've seen you be a cunt to others." "Did they deserve it?" "Yep" "justifiable cuntness. Doesn't count."

by Patty D May 29, 2022

Cunt

A woman's genital/vagina

I really like that girl's cunt, it was really nice to touch :).

by scribblesis_afatshit May 29, 2022

Beige Cunt

1. An eater of beige oven food

2.Someone who is bland and / or boring.

"Just come out for a drink will ya? Dont be a beige cunt!"

"What's that on your plate? Sausage rolls, chips and alphabites? You beige cunt"

by DarthBeige June 2, 2022