Raquel Racer

An expression usually used by old folks, for a female who has to drive fast, everywhere. The opposite of Ricky Racer.

Slow down Raquel racer, the traffic has come to a stop, and you are going to wrap us around a tree!

by w3registration February 22, 2011

robby racer

word to describe yourself as the best go kart driver EVER!

Bill said he was robby racer because he beat us in a small go kart race.

by racer baby May 16, 2011

chair racing

1. to race in a chair.

2. to race chairs by pushing the chair across a given space.

I was chair racing in the office.

by John Jackob July 15, 2011

Sand-racked

What my preacher says when he means "ran-sacked".

My kid came in and sand-racked the whole living room!

by BooBooZilla September 6, 2011

Nurse Rachael

(verb) A Nurse Rachael is a maneuver in a car that either hits and destroys or narrowly misses wild animals.

Dude that car just Nurse Rachael'd the shit out of that deer.

Luckily, I swerved and pulled a Nurse Rachael right around that giant beaver in the road!

Stepping on the accelerator while Nurse Rachaeling her car, she hit the required 45 MPH as the dead deer's legs thumped against the undercarriage.

by thebigbeaver September 21, 2011

Chariot Racing

A sport where people race each other in Chariots which is a revival of Chariot racing in ancent Rome.
I the sport anything goes. The only rules is that they must be Chariots and the first one to cross the finishline first wins.

Let's do some Chariot racing.

by Judge dredd7 September 23, 2011

Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing

Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."

by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012