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Luchaut’s Penis

He goes by Lucas, often times he says his dick is large, as if his is way larger than yours. However, it is said his penis is a 1 millimeter defeater. Very tiny in fact he can’t even fit it in Pansy.
How big is your pp? “A Luchaut’s Penis
by kxvin.nyg January 17, 2021
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calvin's penis

belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.
Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021
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i have a wet penis

Freind1) i have wet pp
Freind2) y and also lemme see

Freind1) i looked at ure mum
Freind2)ikr
Sex makes pp mean i have a wet penis
by Packinlad January 30, 2021
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no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis
Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct
by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021
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Mackie’s penis

The most giant piece of meat you have ever seen in your life. It will leave you speechless and you will not be able to wrap your arms around this giant piece of meat and eventually it will rule the world
I wish I had a piece of Mackie’s penis
by Spaghetti boiis February 4, 2021
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