by DUDL3Y February 16, 2010

Sam O'Nella: Let me teach you about the hungriest man in history.
Me: Hey Sam, do you do weddings? As the groom?
Me: Hey Sam, do you do weddings? As the groom?
by peculiargoldfish August 10, 2025

What did I do?
by iminhellplshelpahhh December 4, 2024

by asshole ©94 July 12, 2025

by billybuck1979 March 25, 2017

A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.
“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)
by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023

"I heard John is being creepy over Samantha, he wont leave her alone since she complemented his shirt earlier!"
"For god sake, he's doing a josh"
"For god sake, he's doing a josh"
by Poaks January 1, 2022
