Pokemon GO

A video game that everyone pretends to hate on, but secretly everyone plays it behind the safety of their closet doors.

Person 1: Hey! Are you playing Pokemon GO right now? It's literally 2021!

Person 2: No! It's not what it looks like, I was just taking n*des!

by nbaMichaelJackson May 28, 2021

Pokémon GO

The idea of the game was to catch Pokémon as you do, but do it in the lovely world of the outdoors and still be in the virtual world at the same time, yet obesity rates have skyrocketed substantially since 2016 in the west.

You can't just lose weight and get fitter by walking about and playing Pokémon GO alone. You need to limit your calorie intake and consume calories from healthy sources of protein, carbs and healthy fats rather than eating like a stray dog by guzzling shit tons of empty calories after your walk.

by UltimateDoge June 02, 2022

pokemon go

A bad game.

That game is like pokemon go! It only has 1 star

by insert username here March 26, 2017

Pokémon Go

The most bootiful game that uses GPS for playing. Woooow!!!

Misha: "~I play Pokémon go everyday~"
*cameraman sees minecraft at the background*
Cameraman: "Stop singing mothafucka!!! You're singing the wrong song all day long!!!"
Misha: "BUT MINECRAFT IS THE WORST GAME IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!"
Cameraman: "THEN WHY IS YOUR ROOM FULL OF MINECRAFT THINGS??!!!"

by beepthejeepboi July 27, 2018

Pokémon Go

A Game where you walk around catching Pokémon. Many famous people play play this game such as Lachlan and Mystic7.

Woah it’s a charmander!
Woah and there is a squirtle.
This is an amazing place to play Pokémon Go!

by Sparkzy April 13, 2021

Pokemon go

Mario run

pokemon go Mario run

by gqabes May 23, 2023

Pokemon Go

Another game that only wastes your time and makes you compete with others and just brag how good you are but you're actually a person who got only one magikarp

and I just Hey, I was playing POKEMON GO and just caught a cubone

by IKnowWords420 August 22, 2017