one handed diagonal downward dog

another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.

friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"

by bretheren April 28, 2005

Dog Whistle Crazy

fuckin crazy.

Girl 1: I'm glad you broke up with that guy, he's nuts!
Girl 2: he was normal at first and then about 2 months in I knew what his true colours were and they got louder and louder and louder and they are so loud right now it's a higher decibel than he is able to even hear himself
Girl 1: He's obviously dog whistle crazy

by scissor-me-timbre June 23, 2010

Go home and kick the dog

An expression used to alleviate your anger when referring to democrats screwing up your country.. used as comedic relief

Those terrorists are settin up there very own campground on American soil. That just really makes me want to go home and kick the dog

by Capitalism > Socialism December 22, 2009

my dog ate my homework

basically its an excuse for not doing ur homework

example:
Teacher: Timmy did u do ur homework?
Timmy: Sorry, my dog ate my homework.
Teacher: Timmy, i know u didnt do ur homework thats why im giving u 1 week detention!
Timmy: Aw man :(

by immaschild April 20, 2023

Yo MJ What up Dog?

Something you say to a dog to calm them down; you may have to replace "MJ" with the dog's actualy name.

Originated from when I was playing with my sis's boyfriend's dog (which is shortened to the initials MJ). Then I said that cause I was bored and she was trying to jump on me.

Me: Mary, stay down!
*dog is jumping at me*
Me: Yo MJ what up dog?
*she stops jumping at me*

by kalley treay July 3, 2007

Hot dog down a hallway

the wrong way of saying "pickle down a hallway" which is used when describing a girl who is very loose.

saying hot dog down a hallway is wrong

by yabayaba December 16, 2006

Feed two dogs with one bone

To solve two problems with a single action. The phrase was created to be a less violent version of "kill two birds with one stone."

I needed to run some errands but I also wanted to catch up with Melissa. I decided to feed two dogs with one bone and I asked Melissa to come with me.

by EJ M January 24, 2011