another insane and must likely unattainable sex position invented by the horny middle aged women who work at cosmopolitan. if one wants to "try" the one handed diagonal downward dog one must first know what the reverse cowgirls is and go from there.
friend1:"I had the most incredible sex with tony last night we tried out the best new position."
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"
friend2:"Oh Em Gee what's it called? I HAVE to know"
friend1:"The one handed diagonal downward dog duh! what else? haven't you read your latest cosmo?"
by bretheren April 28, 2005
Get the one handed diagonal downward dogmug. Girl 1: I'm glad you broke up with that guy, he's nuts!
Girl 2: he was normal at first and then about 2 months in I knew what his true colours were and they got louder and louder and louder and they are so loud right now it's a higher decibel than he is able to even hear himself
Girl 1: He's obviously dog whistle crazy
Girl 2: he was normal at first and then about 2 months in I knew what his true colours were and they got louder and louder and louder and they are so loud right now it's a higher decibel than he is able to even hear himself
Girl 1: He's obviously dog whistle crazy
by scissor-me-timbre June 23, 2010
Get the Dog Whistle Crazymug. An expression used to alleviate your anger when referring to democrats screwing up your country.. used as comedic relief
Those terrorists are settin up there very own campground on American soil. That just really makes me want to go home and kick the dog
by Capitalism > Socialism December 22, 2009
Get the Go home and kick the dogmug. example:
Teacher: Timmy did u do ur homework?
Timmy: Sorry, my dog ate my homework.
Teacher: Timmy, i know u didnt do ur homework thats why im giving u 1 week detention!
Timmy: Aw man :(
Teacher: Timmy did u do ur homework?
Timmy: Sorry, my dog ate my homework.
Teacher: Timmy, i know u didnt do ur homework thats why im giving u 1 week detention!
Timmy: Aw man :(
by immaschild April 20, 2023
Get the my dog ate my homeworkmug. Something you say to a dog to calm them down; you may have to replace "MJ" with the dog's actualy name.
Originated from when I was playing with my sis's boyfriend's dog (which is shortened to the initials MJ). Then I said that cause I was bored and she was trying to jump on me.
Me: Mary, stay down!
*dog is jumping at me*
Me: Yo MJ what up dog?
*she stops jumping at me*
Me: Mary, stay down!
*dog is jumping at me*
Me: Yo MJ what up dog?
*she stops jumping at me*
by kalley treay July 3, 2007
Get the Yo MJ What up Dog?mug. the wrong way of saying "pickle down a hallway" which is used when describing a girl who is very loose.
by yabayaba December 16, 2006
Get the Hot dog down a hallwaymug. A command you give to cum guzzling whores before punishing and/or pleasuring said cum guzzling whore.
Yo Stan, saw you hit it off with that cum guzzling whore during the sharkula movie last night, you seal the deal playa?
Yessir, I told that cum guzzling whore to get on all fours like a dog! That's it! That's all she wrote!@
Yessir, I told that cum guzzling whore to get on all fours like a dog! That's it! That's all she wrote!@
by successfulengineer November 13, 2022
Get the get on all fours like a dogmug.