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Dead Laptop Syndrome

The condition of having a laptop whose battery is continuously dead. Usually caused by laziness and neglecting to move the charger to the current workspace.
Dave: *Opens Laptop in Important Business Meeting* Excuse me folks, my laptop appears to be suffering from "Dead Laptop Syndrome" if you will excuse me while I go get the power cord.

Attendees: *Face Palm*
by computerwiz_222 January 21, 2010
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willow tree syndrome

1. The act of being shady or sketchy in character.

2. Not trustworthy or believable.
You can't trust anything that he does or says, he suffers from willow tree syndrome.
by SecretAgtWoman December 24, 2009
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Bean Burners Syndrome

Flicking the bean after chopping anything hotter than a jalapeno with no gloves. Commonly happens when you are in a hurry to make salsa or some related type of dish.
Rachael winced as she flicker her burning bean, suffering from a classic case of Bean Burners Syndrome.
by SMData December 31, 2010
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urban dictionary syndrome

Urban Dictionary Syndrome (UDS)- When a person goes to urbandictionary.com to search up a word and ends up clicking on pointless links and adding retarded definitions to words like "soggy bananas" and "yellow Ke$ha." Afffects procrastinators strongly. Symptoms include headache, fatigue, and extreme pileup of work to be done.
person #1: Why haven't you uploaded those pics yet?

person #2: It's not my fault, I have urban dictionary syndrome!
by hermioninie January 6, 2011
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Triangle Timeout Syndrome

A disorder that occurs in those who are unable to choose between two people of the opposite sex to date in fear of hurting the one they did not choose. As a result, the person will wait until the opportunity passes on both potential dates and remain single.
Drinker: Man I like both girls and they both like me, but I don't know who to ask out. I don't want to hurt the feelings of either one so I'm not going to bother with it and just stay as an acquaintance.

Bartender: Dude, you got triangle timeout syndrome.
by Konkakonka April 1, 2011
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Post Test Syndrome

Huge amount of emotions that burst out of people after writing a big test, where some people might be seen crying while others might be seen pissed, mad or generally emotional.
Sally: Did you see Mike? What's up with him? He's really upset. Does he have Post Test Syndrome?

Joe: Oh ya, hes PTS-ing really bad
by billybobbybillyboby April 18, 2011
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Overactive Hormone Syndrome

When someone has a tendency of freaking out over nothing
"Dude, look at Jenny. She totally has overactive hormone syndrome!"

"I know! Man, she acts like that everyday!
by black_rose18 October 18, 2010
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