Urban Dictionary Syndrome (UDS)- When a person goes to urbandictionary.com to search up a word and ends up clicking on pointless links and adding retarded definitions to words like "soggy bananas" and "yellow Ke$ha." Afffects procrastinators strongly. Symptoms include headache, fatigue, and extreme pileup of work to be done.
person #1: Why haven't you uploaded those pics yet?
person #2: It's not my fault, I have urban dictionary syndrome!
person #2: It's not my fault, I have urban dictionary syndrome!
by hermioninie January 06, 2011
(noun) A lesbian with greasy blonde hair, ghetto clothes and glitter all over her face. Can also refer to a lesbian who brushes her teeth with whiskey or wakes up in the morning feeling like P.diddy.
I met a keshbo at the party last night and I tried to hook up with her but she kicked me to the curb cause i don't look like Mick Jagger.
by hermioninie January 05, 2011