Get your head out of the gutter!

The idiom "Get your head out of the gutter" means to stop thinking dirty thoughts when someone tells you to.

My Friend: *thinks of dirty thoughts and says it out loud*
Me: Get your head out of the gutter!

by Kylem14843 July 22, 2019

Mrs long ass head

A very alien looking being with an insanely long head. They like to commit incest, especially with their brothers, but sometimes their dads too.

“Oh look! It’s mrs long ass head off to fuck her brother again!”

by Ima Fucking noncé March 31, 2019

Put your head in the salad

-verb

1. Another way of saying "Cool off" or "Calm down".

2. The violent act of thrusting one's forehead into the salad infront of them in an attempt to calm themselves.

Jemaine! She's outta your league! Put your head in the salad!

by The Zissou Society October 12, 2009

Knuckle Fucking Chuckle Head

noun: knuckle-head

a stupid person.

adjective: fucking

used to emphasize or express annoyance with someone or something.

noun: chuckle-head

a stupid person

Going opposing traffic with lights and sirens whilst the oncoming traffic does not pull to the right and stops directly in front of you with a deer and a head lights look.

"Man that guys a KNUCKLE FUCKING CHUCKLE HEAD"

by doitonlan_ February 21, 2021

man with a toilet on his head

A very Bazzare man with a toilet on his head. Usually a person this appsent minded will have nailed or screwed it on with the assortment of fixtures.

The man with the toilet on his head looked very weird amoungst the other people in the crowd.

by anonymous September 29, 2003

Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins

From the movie "Elf", with Will Ferrell, who is called a cotton headed ninny muggins by one of his elf friends at Santa's workshop.

"Buddy, you cotton headed ninny muggins!"

by HeathxAnna January 11, 2009

if you wont go head

Means Go away, leave me alone

If you wont go head some where

by S.P.T March 7, 2008