by Stealthspy589 October 22, 2008
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Carlos: Quick, throw your fries and run away before he steals your soul!
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by shanignig69 February 8, 2013
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1. One who boldly sticks his dick in new and adventurous places.
2. One who engages in anal sex.
1. One who boldly sticks his dick in new and adventurous places.
2. One who engages in anal sex.
James: We all know that one guy who's tried anal sex, right?
Patrick: I imagine that guy has to feel like a dick astronaut, he's gone where few men have gone before.
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by Aldridge517 March 12, 2013
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Get the linguini dick mug.A sniff dick is a person that does two things.
1. They suck up to everyone just to get attention on themselves. They only suck up to the people that people are talking about at that moment.
2. They take all of the attention away from that person by doing things like taking something that was funny that someone else did, and claiming that they made it happen or always have to put in a stupid comment at the end of every statement that someone makes.
1. They suck up to everyone just to get attention on themselves. They only suck up to the people that people are talking about at that moment.
2. They take all of the attention away from that person by doing things like taking something that was funny that someone else did, and claiming that they made it happen or always have to put in a stupid comment at the end of every statement that someone makes.
Kevin Hart "SHE AIN"T GOT NO NIPPLES!!!"
Your typical Sniff Dick, "SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPPLES!!"
The Sniff Dick goes around saying the joke and saying that they came up with it.
Your typical Sniff Dick, "SHE AIN'T GOT NO NIPPLES!!"
The Sniff Dick goes around saying the joke and saying that they came up with it.
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