me when your mom

When you are the biggest cuck in the streets and see a image of white liquid

You can't resist, you have to relate it to what happened last night

You: dude look, that was totally me when your mom.
Your friend: when my mom what? That doesn't even make sense

by Kirboi September 15, 2021

Tibetan tickle me elmo

The lubrication of the genitals with peanut butter and jelly.

Casey totally tibetan tickle me elmoed that guy again.

by phlibbledeebeep October 21, 2010

falling away from me

Falling away from me is a song by the nu metal band Korn from their album issues.

"Falling away from me"

by Korn4Life May 3, 2018

National Unblock Me Day

A day where people that got blocked because of dumb shit that they did or said have the opportunity to get back right . July 10

Boy : Hey lil mama

Girl : what you want boy you know i blocked you
Boy: Lol you must forgot what day it is

Girl:Oh shit i forgot it is July 10 aka national unblock me day

Boy : yep so go on ahead and unlock me on every platform

by Luhhk3y July 10, 2022

These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of..., To be weary of..., but yet, keep plodding on, doing what it is that causes the weariness. This catchphrase actually come from the "Sienfeld" sitcom.

However, it is easily applied to the state of mind of an Urban Dictionary Editor who has tired of, and grown weary of having to constantly push the, "Do Not Publish" button while at his/her station and thereby curtail and do away with someone's dream of being published!

These pretzels are making me thirsty; no, actually these dry of humor and non-makable of sense suggestions are driving me crazy!

by gravy111 November 29, 2010

talk to me nice

to send nudes or asking for nudes.

usually meant as a joke.

but sometimes it can really work.

Boy to girl

Boy: Yo, you look good, talk to me nice

Girl: Sure what's you're number

by simply.clo3 August 11, 2017

why you bully me

when someone bullies you and they dont stop so you scream this and they still hurt you and you cry and cry because the sad reality is that you have no friends and that you have no life and that you just sit in your room playing fortnite and your not even good at it and you are failing in life and know that you wont amount to anything more than a failing streamer and go to bed each night thinking: what if i stood up to that bully? and your conscience tells you to shut the f*ck up. you are a sad person

Bully: *bullies*
Nerd: why you bully me

by shreyshreynair March 3, 2019