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Snit Shit

A female fart. A very unpleasant human being. A fingerlicker. A human waste of precious oxygen. She was the little bitch in school that always taddled. You know who they are. Uptight, therefore nasty. Very insecure and pretentious. Essentially invisible. Don't have to look too hard to see them, but kind of hard because of their non assertive nature.
"That snit shit that just attempted conversation was a nervous nelly with a giant butt plug in her ass with no lube."
by LesbianInTraining December 14, 2012
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Shit tide

When you're involved in or coming up to a quite frankly, shitty situation. Usually one that looks pretty bleak or arduous.
Billy: ''Oh no! I got 3 U's in my A-Levels!''

Teacher: ''Well Billy, looks like you're going to have to ride this shit tide out''
by Masalama324 July 28, 2012
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Shit Whisperer

One who has the ability to predict a large shit coming. This only applies to when you don't feel it coming but you have extreme flatulence and rank farts.

A parody of the common Dog Whisperer or any animal in general. I.E. speaking to your nasty flatulence.
*Farts*

Holy shit that was a long one, OH MY GOD AND IT SMELLS! I am going to have to take a rank ass doodoo tomorrow. I must be a Shit Whisperer.
by AndrewTFowler August 15, 2012
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Shit's Burnt

When a place is no longer available or has become off limits due to someone's actions.
Person 1: "Aye, let's go swimming at the pool at the hotel."
Person 2: "Nah, we can't. They caught us last time...Shit's burnt now.

Person 1: "You tryna go to the club tonight?"
Person 2: "Fuck no! The last time we were there, I got hammered and barf-sharked everywhere. That shit's burnt as fuck."
by xdeevex September 26, 2013
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shibby shit

Ah he never goes out alone; he's an awful shibby shite.
I don't think I'm ready to try the roller coaster. .I know I'm 30 but I'm a bit of a shibby shite.
by Smiling ranger March 31, 2014
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shit flu

A martial art that involves 1 - 14 days of destroying toilets via one's excreta due to viral infection.
Dave's bathroom has been unusable since he started practicing shit flu.
by Panera H8r October 19, 2013
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Manhattan shit

A term that means to shit your pants.
It comes from the fact that during the day the cross town traffic in some places in Manhattan slows to 5 mile per hour and no toilet can be found and so some guys shit there pants.
If i can't find a toilet soon I'm gona take a Manhattan shit.
by Judge dredd7 February 4, 2012
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