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joel-like

a morbidly obese man with shitty greasy poodle like hair
wow that man in McDonald's is very joel-like
by al3x_col33 December 15, 2023
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put it on you like lipstick

using the penis in a circular motion over the lips as a lipstick dispenser. like a woman applying lipstick
by mayhem/adamdog23 January 31, 2022
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Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021
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chick-like

To exist and live as though you are a woman when in reality you are a man.
To have your mate behaving in the accusationary manner of your female spouse or partner.
To behave in the manner of a girlfriend and give advice as though your mate was channeling your woman.
Highly personal and a divergent reality warp if you're both heterosexual males.
In denial of your manliness.
"Mate you're starting to sound like my bloody girlfriend, what's with gettin' so chick-like on me."

"C'mon mate i know you're wearing a skirt but could you get any more chick-like?"

"Mate your house is so clean it's almost chick-Like."

"What do you mean you're not comin' to the footy, mate you're getting so chick-like."
by Heath Myers May 29, 2007
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hung like a fish

To be hung like some fish means your penis is purportedly comparable not to that fish's penis, but to the whole fish. A Northern pike (Esox lucius), the species of pike most familiar to your average Brit, grows up to 150 centimeters (59 inches) long.
by preston1234 January 6, 2023
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Fireworks I Feel Like Glitter

a similar term for butterflys in your stomach when youre feeling flustered
Crush: I hope that we can be more than just friends..

Person: Fireworks I feel like glitter 😵 💫😳
by isa6elita August 25, 2022
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