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Bishop Connolly high school

A school in Fall River that is closing down a year after this is posted. The student body is a mix of furries, trash cans, daters, geniuses, and jocks who don't know how to play sports. The locker rooms are known for gay behavior in both the girls' and the boys'.The teachers are okay, and nobody will remember this place in a year. Also, I swear to God, this place is an SCP. There are always the same exact 5 or 6 people at the school at all times, patrolling on predetermined routes, and they are their only students. They are being controlled. Send help
by kalefromai May 5, 2023
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clasp-retaining high-five

Refers to da humorous "I really like you" gesture of not merely slapping da other person's hand when ya smilingly offer said pal a high-five, but instead interlacing yer fingers with his and really "hand-wrestling him good" for a few seconds. A great way of showing a cute lady how much you enjoy/value/desire her companionship while you have hold of her hand, anyway; hopefully she will allow you to maintain your joyful clasp of said warm/soft extremity for an extended period afterwards, and possibly even accompany you on a hand-in-hand stroll around town afterwards if her current schedule permits.
A clasp-retaining high-five is an awesome way to initially "break the ice" with a new gal and get her head-swimmingly starry-eyed for you.. play your cards right and you may have her lying back on your bed stark-naked within an hour or two.
by QuacksO March 16, 2019
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John Taylor high school

‘Your posh, do you go denston?’
Oh no I go John Taylor high school
by Lindane December 16, 2018
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North Catholic High School

best school in the wips. far superior than hampton since they beat them every game. most people are friendly but its very cliquey. they all have a football and drinking problem and I f you don’t go to any football or basketball games you will be looked down upon. on the bright side the after parties are lit. the girls are HOT but they’re bitches . 99% of the girls here are sluts and do not act catholic at all. if you go to one north party you will get trashed, they party every weekend. they think they’re the shit cus their partner school mhs is also one of the best schools. if you can’t handle hate and judgment i suggest you go to their partner school, but it will be the same since they all know each other but there are perks. but hey you get to go there 3 days a week. side note teachers will shove their religion down your throat. btw we don’t have rats (if you don’t get this then you’re not an og)
You going to the next north catholic high school football game Friday”

“Nah man I have an essay due”
Go fuck yourself and transfer schools”
by Olivia Posh May 26, 2018
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Great Valley High School

A shitshow to say the least. Also called the pharmacy because of the drugs, you don't have to look far to get some. Kids walk around obviously high and teachers look the other way. Hoes aplenty, willing to suck guys off and throw up on their dicks for a nickel and a half.
Ben: hey look there's that great valley kid! He goes to great valley!
Jerry: what a loser
Great Valley kid: *starts publicly masturbating*

Great valley high school is hell and turns everyone who attends into a nicotine bitch monkey who buys NFTs
by ⁴²⁰⁶⁹ December 22, 2021
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Langham Creek High School

Langham Creek High School or also known as “Gangham” resides in Cypress Fairbanks ISD. It was the fourth high school to be made in the district.

This school is highly known for its popularity in the local media. The fights are one of a kind and honestly quite amusing. The school also has a bats and while their mascot may be the Lobos they should honestly change it to the Bats, but let’s be honest Lobos sounds better than Bats.

Everyday and every year there’s something going on in that school. So let’s never forget the fights, the sex scandal, the masturbations that happened in class, the car crash, dirty condoms, the bats, the dogs, the drug arrest, the kid who brought a gun, and most of all let’s never forget about the friends we made along the way.

Langham Creek may seem trashy but it holds a special place in our hearts.

Here’s our Alma Mater if anyone cares:
We the students of Langham Creek High

Held close by our pride.

Drawn by loyalty to our colors true

Our red, black and white.

Striving e'er to seek to know,

down the path of life.

With much joy we recall these times

Had at Langham Creek High.

Anyways you’ll definitely make memories in this school whether it’s bad or good!
-“wow did you hear? Langham Creek High School were in lockdown cause a kid brought a gun to school!”(kid ended up being in an actual gang and was out on bail but then had to go back to jail cause he possibly murdered someone)

-“come at me bro, you’re a fucking pussy!” (Something someone said to his opponent during a fight at Langham Creek High School)

-“do you love me?” No reply *sucking noises continues* (Something I heard in the stairwell when skipping fifth period around C lunch at Langham Creek High School)

-“ooh look it’s another used condom!” (The whole class saw the used condom near the chemistry hall at Langham Creek High School)

-“Coolmath is not educational if you keep playing Papa’s wingeria.” (My math teacher said this while I was using a computer at Langham Creek High School)

-“lmao I want to die.” (Random kid said during passing period at Langham Creek High School)

-“Hey so due to last Friday’s incident we decided that everyone gets free ice cream tomorrow.” (What the principal said after the kid brought a gun to school through the PA system in Langham Creek High School)

-“did you hear? The soccer coach is fucking one of his students.” (He actually was and she was bragging about it to other students in Langham Creek High School)

-“I’m not kidding Mrs.X I need to take a massive shit right now!” (Kid said this out loud during class in Langham Creek High School)
by Orangetoastyboi January 6, 2021
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