Ball Size 

The size of a man's balls.

Frankie, Matt and Jessie were at a sleepover.

"Hey Matt, what's your ball size?" Frankie asked.

"A..." Matt said, blushing.

Jessie was shocked, "My God boy, you're a child! Mine are H!"

"What?" Matt replied, "They look like Ds!"

"Most people are confused about ballsack sizes." said Jessie nonchalantly.

"Yeah, what most people really think is a D is actually the ball size H!" said Frankie.

"Plus, most people are sized wrong!"said Jessie.

"So, you might actually be a B!" said Frankie. Matt smiled.

Ball Size by sotruimmarelate2urlifeson March 28, 2015

dangle ball 

when one or more testicle(s) of the male have a sag capacity of 3 or more inches. the worst case scenario reported so far was approximately 5 inches.....that's 1.25 hands not at the withers, thankfully for all your horse people out there

"golly! that man's testicle exceeds the range of his Johnson!"

or...

"PLEASE! refrain from tugging on my dangle ball, it's not a cow utter. it has feelings just like you and me."

dangle ball by chin girl is number one October 7, 2003

Jizzly Ball Cake 

A spongy desert enjoyed by many young men around the globe. Tastes salty, and is often eaten after a full, warm, steamy meal. Goes well with cream. Warning: may contain nuts.

Louis: mmmhmmm that was some good Jizzly Ball Cake we had last night
Duggy: I made it myself
Louis: Sweeeeeeeeeet

Jizzly Ball Cake by louismitchell July 3, 2009

Stu Ball

An English Bloke. One with a large rugby type build and a perma-smile.

Someone who recieves stickers of little stewie griffin and puts them on their desk in remembrance of thier undercover lover.

Oh, Hey Stu. Who's a good little Stu ball? Your're a good little stu ball.

Oh that's so cute, how about i throw a fuckin dart in your neck.

Stu Ball by FDaddy September 1, 2009

Mono-Ball 

Someone who only has one testicle, thus the name 'Mono-Ball'.

John: Bert has a Mono-Ball!

Mono-Ball by MaddaCheeb24 October 8, 2009

Silent Ball 

A game where as a ball is thrown form one person to another and who ever makes a sound or doesn't catch a decent throw goes out. As the official rules on Wikipedia dictate one rule that is often forgotten is that "players are "out" and must sit down if they mock Philip G. Zimbardo or His Glorious Beard" it is a international sport that is governed by the Global Silent Ball Committee.

Ok class lets play some silent ball" "Philip Zimbardo's Beard is UGLY" "YOUR OUT FOR BREAKING 2 RULES! speaking and bagging the amazing beard

Silent Ball by I LIKE TURTLES %^&*() July 29, 2011

muffin ball 

A pet name you call a person or animal. When you use this pet name, the person or animal you're speaking to is cute and sweet.

My dog is so cute. He's such a muffin ball!

muffin ball by peachpie88 September 22, 2011