one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.

"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."

by Farfox5 November 7, 2014

Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough

An Austin Yarbrough is an elite athlete who can lock down literally anything. He can lock down an open door, a school, and even Michael Phoenix. Legend has it, Austin Yarbrough is the first ever corner in football history, and he stays in his young form to teach others about his mighty skillz.

A cornerback in football who is at an elite level

"Hey, we close at 9."
Okay, I'll go Austin "The Ancient One" Yarbrough the doors so nobody will get in while we close."
What an elite athlete

by I need something to do October 19, 2018

one frame fapper

Someone who bases their fap material to single frames of movies, shows etc

Luke: I found Jared fapping to a still of the new Harley Quinn!
Chris: What a one frame fapper.

by KShar June 6, 2016

One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021

One lipper

Women's underwear/bikini bottoms that are so small they could only cover one lip.

These bottoms are so small they’re literally one lippers

by confusionIAm March 19, 2022

ducky one 2 mini

A RGB gaming keyboard used to play COD fortnite and ETC.

woah u have a ducky one 2 mini

by gamerKID54324567 October 31, 2020

six of one, half a dozen of the other

something corporate douchebags say instead of "the same"

"Jeff, which chair do you like better?"

"They're six of one, half a dozen of the other"

"...?"

by ajax6719 June 17, 2012