Boyfriend said to me i need to move you out and when i came back a female was laughing and saying like bs to the cs but caught her self and shouted up
by anonymous April 20, 2022

Last night was chill, I watched the Oprah channel and drank some chardonnay. You know, just doing it like mommy.
by Diceberg May 20, 2022

by noobais May 5, 2019

Guy 1: “What’s up with Peter? He looks like he’s dying”
Guy 2: “Aah no he just popped it like it’s hot, he’ll be okay in a minute or so”
Guy 2: “Aah no he just popped it like it’s hot, he’ll be okay in a minute or so”
by Baroent April 5, 2023

The act of discovering something delightful or rewarding in an unexpected, messy, or uncomfortable place.
Digging through the attic boxes and uncovering my old favorite jacket was like pulling chocolate from a nest.
by Cal the Panda September 23, 2025

by FuckWiddIt December 9, 2013

"Hey john what your girl say about your fisting last night?"
"Maaaaan she said i didn't fist the pussy good enough"
"Damn bro you fist like a T-Rex?!"
"Maaaaan she said i didn't fist the pussy good enough"
"Damn bro you fist like a T-Rex?!"
by suckingdicksince1999 March 5, 2015
