by anonymous January 28, 2022

Jack has a very large willy he’s extremely good at fifa his bumhole is very lovely hes very funny he likes apples and Asda cakes he masterbates to squirrels and shags 10s big up jack
Very big willy you have their jack
by Bigwillyjames January 26, 2019

Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.
by Kristallsplitter September 11, 2021

Jack mckenna is a fucking hero. Everyone loves him he gets loads of bitches and that, he saves ppl from death and that i love him and should should to!
by not jack mckenna April 17, 2024

A handsome, heroically charismatic plain-spoken, know-nothing, skirt-chasing, cocky little son of a-
Lie down with dogs and you’ll wake up with a raise and a promotion!
Person A : Dzsah-
Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?
Person A : Dzsah-
Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?
by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 31, 2025

The guy that has a blonde ponytail and sits watching anime in the corner of the class, half the time he has his head up his own ass, the other half he's looking at funniest names and thinking he is funny.
by Hot sexy beast 69420 October 7, 2020
