I love you

If spoken by a woman: "I Love the way I feel when you're paying attention to me."

If spoken by a man: "Let's have sex."

The only person who ever loved you was your mother.

by Killing Kittens April 28, 2005

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i love you

Three words that are everything you ever wanted to hear. Couples may say it randomly to each other just to make sure the other doesn't forget it.

REAL:

"I love you so much sweetie... I hope this never ends."

"I love you too honey, and I promise that I always will."

FAKE:

"I.. I... I think I love you. Can we make some fucky now?"

"Ohhh that's so cute! Let's go!"

by paulmakespasties August 26, 2006

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I love lamp

I Love Lamp -
A phrase used when someone has said something
Particularly unrelatable to your own life or
personal experience.

Someone who has never skydived before, in conversation with an avid skydiver-
"I love Skydiving"
"I love lamp".

by Airi Dalle - Violent Pretty Xtensions January 8, 2006

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jesus loves you

When someone that shares the same faith as you but has absolutely no intention of helping you nor wants to get invloved with your personal problems. Also is a typical expression used by overly churched individuals who are incapable of giving a real heart to heart advice.

Isaac: Dude whats wrong
Josh: Man my dog just got run over by a semi truck
Isaac: Im sorry man but umm hey! Jesus loves you!
Josh: uh? thanks?

by jordannnnharts September 24, 2010

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i love you

a phrase that boys use to get in a girl's pants.

chris: "i love you so much, i wish i could be with you right now."

hannah:"i love you too. your an amazing boyfriend."

christina(hannahs friend whos with her):" hannah you do know hes just using that i love you bullshit to get in your pants."
^^she knows whats up.

by hottie1233 March 20, 2009

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