you owe me a beer

When two people are in conversation and they say the same thing at the same time..........one person says you owe me a beer!!

Sara:Did you see that?
Kristin: What?
Sara:That man looked like he had a turd on his pants
Kristin and Sara: Thats hot!
Sara:You owe me a beer!!

by babycakes418 December 25, 2007

Meitner Told Me To Say That

A phrase that is used to cover up the fact that the joke you had attempted to make did not get any laughs.

Man #1- "Thats what your momma said!"

Man #2- "That wasn't funny."

Man #1- "Meitner told me to say that."

by Dave S. February 4, 2004

me when your mom

When you are the biggest cuck in the streets and see a image of white liquid

You can't resist, you have to relate it to what happened last night

You: dude look, that was totally me when your mom.
Your friend: when my mom what? That doesn't even make sense

by Kirboi September 15, 2021

tell me that its over

another album made by wallows. the songs are: hard to believe, i don't want to talk, especially you, at the end of the day, marvelous, permanent price, missing out, hurts me, that's what i get, and guitar romantic search adventure. btw- the bridge on the first track is amazing you rlly need to listen to it right after reading this.

so could you tell me that its over? tell me that its over- tell me that its over, now.

by the wallhoe March 27, 2022

Tibetan tickle me elmo

The lubrication of the genitals with peanut butter and jelly.

Casey totally tibetan tickle me elmoed that guy again.

by phlibbledeebeep October 21, 2010

give me your vibe

When someone ask for or needs all of your attention. They love you so much that when they dont have your love or full attention then they will go fucking crazy. They want to feel your energy and they also wants to feel all over your body and taste you.

I am going to go crazy if you dont give me your vibe.

by Nutzgonewild November 3, 2019

give me your hands

trying to fight or harrass you in any way

Hey! Give me your hands!

by Roblox Username: Cute_Madison February 23, 2018