a dickhead who cant bowl legspin for shit or even bat. his ranga hair is easily the warning sign for the shithead you are about to meet. clearly is attracted to Elise
by notdas November 17, 2019

by Sch001 15 h311 March 29, 2020

Bartender: "What would you like?"
Customer: "Uhhh, I'm feeling adventurous. I'll get a Jack McQuire"
Bartender: "Coming right up!"
Customer: "Uhhh, I'm feeling adventurous. I'll get a Jack McQuire"
Bartender: "Coming right up!"
by ofiewjofiwef January 23, 2025

by CrimsoniaN69696969 June 27, 2018

Mas: Those nasty jacks are really startin to get on my nerves
Retep: the fat 1 with the fro is the worst
Mas: no doubt, one that i can stand is steven
Retep: hes cool
Retep: the fat 1 with the fro is the worst
Mas: no doubt, one that i can stand is steven
Retep: hes cool
by mas yelad August 19, 2011

An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023

by XXX_SWAGMASTER2000_XXX May 8, 2018
