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jack fail

When you are salty that you do not win the things that matter.
Wow man I totally just jack failed that quiz.
What'd you get?
95% But I didn't win Concerto/Aria.
by GbagSwagmaster December 15, 2016
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Jacks penis

A very small sausage that plays DND
Guy: hey dude you have a small jacks Penis

Baby: kill yourself
by H0tsexyMonkeh February 8, 2024
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throw back jack

To pleasure onses self to old pictures of celebrities/porn stars who are currently past there prime.
"She may be ugly now, but I keep some of her old pictures from the 90s for a throw back jack"
by scram.bler January 20, 2015
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flap jack

your fore skin when its cut off
by by flap jack
by To Yb a fag January 4, 2019
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Jack of Diamonds

A gay or bi male of any race who has an exclusive or overwhelming sexual preference for Asian Men. Usually those who like being sexually dominated through raceplay.
"I've heard you had a thing for Asian dudes"

"Yeah I'm such a Jack of Diamonds, they're so hot"
by youngthirsty11 June 29, 2024
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Jack Becker

Ah, Jack Becker. A strange man, that's certain.

You could probably find a 'Jack Becker' being a nerd, perhaps in a library, reading a book, or doing some ancient history stuff.

his ability to repel women to such a great extent is both surprising and impressive
Person 1: "Hey were is Jack Becker"
Person 2: "I don't know, probably at a museum"
Jack Becker: "Plutarch is actually a bibliographer, not a historian"
by Bigboibenboats July 25, 2023
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Jack Ayala

Jack Ayala commongly puts gum in peoples hair and ditches school lunch time for McDonalds, basically does lots of childish stuff.
He is a real jack the lad and loves dick he likes playing the soggy biscuit game.
A Jack Ayala also is a Proud Democrat and Feminist. They appear at many feminists marches.
Also commongly has a extremely small Penis if a man or a extremely tight Vagina if a woman.
Guy Mate, you're a real Jack Ayala man!
Guy 2 No way!
by JackAyalaCreator June 17, 2019
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