One-parent

When one parent doesn't allow the other parent to have a say in decision-making or discipline of a child.

I tried to punish him but you cut me off so I'm going to let you one-parent his discipline for biting Todd.

by Weapon H April 21, 2021

One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021

Two pleasure with one pleasure

When a bottom goes on all four sucking the dick of the top while the top finger's the button's sphincter

Julian wanted to do the two pleasure with one pleasure cause he wanted to explore other areas

by Satanic_witchboy May 29, 2019

One Cuck Man

When a man has ascended past One Cuck Boi and is a very strong thot slayer, they ascend and break their own limits, becoming the One Cuck Man.

Holy hell, that man just ascended to One Cuck Man from One Cuck Boi.

by LuciferKarmaMorningstar December 11, 2018

one man stand

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.

Troels had a lof on one man stands.

by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013

One Week Stand

The act of adding a player to one's fantasy football team for one week, then dropping him from your team the next week. The most likely candidates for one week stands are back-up players stepping in for injured starters and players who have an underwhelming showing during their short time with one's team.

When I found out that Adrian Peterson was injured and would not play Week 14, I had a one week stand with Toby Gerhart. His 16 points made it a gratifying one.

by classygentleman7 December 19, 2011

one-sip tipsy

When you take one sip of alcohol and suddenly feel tipsy

Friend #1: Man did you see Stacia, she had one sip and started doing cartwheels while singing karaoke.
Friend #2: Yeah dude, she’s one-sip tipsy.

by mmmmmmmmuh October 3, 2022