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It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
mugGet the It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morningmug.

Going merry

The going merry is a ship from the hit anime One piece and was the straw hat crews first ship. Merry was just a ship but still the best one, because she made us cry when she "died" even though she is just a ship.
Person 1: Remember that episode in one piece where the going merry "died"
Person 2: Of course i do that shit was heartbreaking
Person 1: ye bro but its weird because she's just a ship
Person 2: ye but it was sad because she got given life
Person 1: Fax
by Monke D Luffy July 23, 2022
mugGet the Going merrymug.

Going Duke

1)A method of existence that transcends all conventional boundaries and focuses purely on representing the exhilarating here and now in all of its splendor and feeling, discarding vestigial aspects of life such as reason or truth.
2)The act of converting to this way of life
Dude a: I'm totally going Duke today!
Dude b: Rad, be sure to write a book.
Dude a: Totally...
Dude b: Don't forget the yellow aviators.
by kvltjesus December 1, 2010
mugGet the Going Dukemug.

go away

go away from this defenition NOW
i will politely ask you to go away from here
by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021
mugGet the go awaymug.

Go rock the casbah

Bringing the party with you to a second location or removing yourself from an embarrassing moment.
This sucks! Let's go rock the casbah.

Dude, what's up with the chick I saw you with last night?
I have to go rock the casbah.
by badasstnk July 26, 2012
mugGet the Go rock the casbahmug.

I'm going to fail this test

A phrase often said by annoying high school girls right before taking a test that they know they most certainly will not fail.
Girl 1: "I'm going to fail this test"
Everyone else: "You literally studied more than this entire class combined, STFU-"
by Geckoli December 8, 2023
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Gos

A person whos good at tech and annoyed about the ppl who annoy him. He's friendly but he doesn't have much friends.
Gos created a program that can make your life easier.
by Hellohihihihihi December 22, 2020
mugGet the Gosmug.

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