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Get the clever one mug.Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
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