wrestle the bald headed champ

The act of masturbating (male).

I'm horny so I think I'll watch internet porn whilst I "wrestle the bald headed champ".

by Hickeyandy January 9, 2010

Big ol' Fat Head

To look like Charlie Brown

The peanuts got big ol' fat heads!

AAAARRRGHH!

by killer cheese wedge March 6, 2003

cotton headed ninny muggins

A name that describes someone who isn't a good as others at certain things

I am a cotton headed ninny muggins when it comes to lacrosse

by a dye hard logangster November 19, 2017

Head Down Mother Fucker

Acronym: Head Down Mother Fucker! Typically used to indicate that either oneself or the recipient should put their head down and do some work.

Worker1: So worker2 how was your weekend?
Worker2: Good thanks. You?
Worker1: Oh fine. Hows the kids?
Worker2: Yeah pretty go-
Boss: Head Down Mother Fucker!

by thehelix August 16, 2010

Narrow headed yard pimp

Chicken: fried, grilled, baked etc.

"I'm goin down to Popeyes to get a 3 piece of narrow headed yard pimp you want anything"

by coola4me June 28, 2009

red headed step-child

Derives its meaning from the idea that;
1. Red heads are to be avoided
2. That step children are to be avoided.

So the idea of the both combined is doubly hateful

"beat him like a red headed step-child"

by mrforde August 22, 2006

heads down thumbs up

1. Game played in the classroom.

2. Describes the posture of people sending SMS's, tweets, emails, facebook status, ebay, blogs etc.

3. A good way to miss your turn-off, walk into someone or have a crash

John: Hey Lisa, check out Jeff...
Lisa: Yeah, he's breaking up with Kate...he's been heads down thumbs up all day

John: Hey Lisa, what's with the heads down thumbs up?
Lisa: oh, I'm tweeting how lame my friends are...

by spizzy_21 October 11, 2010