After entering the strangers house unannounced and stealing the dog,
he tried pulling a Jack Somali:
"it was a prank bro"
he tried pulling a Jack Somali:
"it was a prank bro"
by Thenunsbun December 31, 2024
Get the A Jack Somali:mug. Always leaves the boys for his girl. gets bitched around by his girlfriend. averages 10 tickle fights 2 wrestling matches and 5 kisses a day.
by jmazing November 30, 2022
Get the Jack Essinkmug. The art of masturbation whilst being pursued by law enforcement or in some cases, pursuing a criminal.
by 69degrees October 9, 2022
Get the Pursuit Jackmug. by mahimahi July 12, 2023
Get the Jack Riddlemug. An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
Get the jack findleymug. 
a dickhead who cant bowl legspin for shit or even bat. his ranga hair is easily the warning sign for the shithead you are about to meet. clearly is attracted to Elise
by notdas November 17, 2019
Get the jack vincentmug.