Sex picnic

Taking someone into the woods for a picnic with having only intentions for sexual intercourse.

A nice picnic having sex with Emilia Clark (Sex Picnic).

by Anonopotomus May 31, 2015

Nature Sex

Having wild animal sex with each other outside in the woods.

I hope a spider doesn't crawl up my ass cause we're having Nature Sex in the woods.

by XXDirtyDrewXX July 15, 2014

quasimoto sex

sex with your hunched over making you look like the hunchback of notre dame

hey donna, that was great quasimoto sex!

by amanda234234 April 2, 2009

giving sex

ref. "getting sex": the main difference between getting and giving sex is insertion. The recipient "gets" sex, ALWAYS, regardless of gender in either direction.

Ah, dude, I was totally giving sex to Emily last night
NOT
Emily was totally giving sex to me last night, dude

by PlexArah December 18, 2008

chair sex

when one inserts a chair leg into the female genitalia

Mel likes to pass the time having chair sex

by lisalisalisalisa April 16, 2008

turtle sex

to masturbate with a turtle object

Such as a turtle pencil, stuffed turtle, turtle keychain, a real turtle.

Kristen: Where's Mert?
Lafundah: Oh he'll be late, he's having turtle sex again....

by keggerthebegger January 15, 2008

Text Sex

when jake and kathleen send urgent text messages saying text sex now

kath: um hey jake.....
jake: TEXT SEX NOW!!!!!!!! *urgent*

by kathjake May 27, 2008