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Jack

The guy that hasn’t been treated right during his teen years, is always getting bullied and has never made anyone laugh. He is certified to be a virgin his whole life, he will most probably end up hanging from a tree or with a bullet through his head. Usually he thinks he has friends but in reality he’s the most hated person on earth.
P1: “Hey did you hear about Jack”
P2: “you mean the one who thinks he has friends, yeah I know him”

P1: “he was found dead this morning because of suicide, and everyone didn’t care”
P2: “damn I can’t believe all our hard work paid off finally”
by Thekidwhowroteabouthimself November 22, 2021
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jack braymuck

jack braymuck is a big fat knobhead
by The Wise Old Wizard June 5, 2018
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The Jack-Zone

This is the darkest pits of the friend zone. Once you are put in there, you will never return.
"Lily put Jason in The Jack-Zone."
by Lilza_09 August 19, 2023
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Junking Jacks

After the police found them doing junking jacks in the street, they bolted.
by a714generation July 1, 2011
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Jack

biggest pussy you will ever meet
jack is a pussy bitch
by jbrxck June 8, 2019
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Jack

I would go and fuck him because he has a 12” penis! , his penis isnt the only good thing his sense of humour is great and he doesn’t care about people’s hate/opinions.
Jack is a sexy boy!
by Djdbdvsjskd August 24, 2018
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jack hoarder

Someone who hogs all the jacks in a card game for their own selfish gains. Particularly in team card games such as euchre.
Adam : I think I have a good hand we can get this trick

Joe: yeah only if I'm not being a jack hoarder in this b yah
by dethj4y February 22, 2011
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