Baby new-years

historians believe the first baby to be concived out of drunken, new-years, anonymous sex and thus the term for every baby concieved in the same manner ever since.

Jim found out his new baby was a baby new-years baby when he saw that his newly born son was black...and he was not.

by baby2.0 December 27, 2009

cuban baby

a brother or sister that looks really tan compared to the rest of your family, consumes Cuban sandwiches and quests on Wow resulting in a decrease of personal hygiene. often speedy. local law varies but it a sign must be in plain sight to mark the home of a Cuban baby either inside or outside of the Cuban baby's residence.

MT: "why's devon so dark?"
Name: "he's a cuban baby."

"devon is a cuban baby"

by waynega May 25, 2009

Baby Worthy

A member of the opposite sex who has enough attractive physical characteristics to make them a prime candidate for reproduction.

K: Oh man, I just hooked up with this guy & I think I really like him..

S: Yeah, but is he baby worthy?

K: Hell no! He's not THAT kind of hot.

by spaysi June 4, 2009

The Baby Boinkers

The faggots who love fucking little boys. AKA NAMBLA.

Chef joined the baby boinkers and buggered many children all over the world

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

but baby

A person who drinks to much and forces others to take care of their puke, pee, or other bodily fluids, carry them when they pass out, and think all of this is funny. They make a fool out of themselves but will never ever remember any of their stupid decisions that they made.

"I but babied so hard last night" OR
"But baby of the century"

by ButBabieee11 November 2, 2009

Baby Muscles

A.A.C.D , basically weak
pumping serioids

no talent
weak

"omg look at baby muscles over there
he must have been taking steriods last night"

by thanamelessone December 7, 2009

Scrub that gator,baby

SCRUB THAT GATOR,BABY!

+SCRUB THAT GATOR +
A SOUTHERN FRIED PHASE,,MEANING

-A GREETING
-TO SCRATCH OR RUB YOURS OR SOMEONES ELSE BELLY OR ASS
-RUFF SEX
-REPLACES THE WORD:FUCKER: TO :GATOR SCRUBBER:
COMMONLY USED IN A SEXUAL MANNER

-SCRUB THAT GATOR BOB,,,SCRUB THAT GATOR BILLY
-COULD YA SCRUB THAT GATOR,BABY RITE THERR,,,,,,
-ME ND TAYLOR SCRUBBED TH HELL OUT THT GATOR LAST NITE
-U DUM ASS GATOR SCRUBBER, THAT WAS MY CHICKEN POT PIE!

by SCRUBBERPRO December 11, 2009