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by Sjsmall July 17, 2022
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Woke

Any progressive movement that is a caricature of its intended goal/message. Especially if it is overly aggressive, overly stupid, or overly self harmful.
Activist: Yo that sombrero is cultural appropriation, don’t you know that is a microaggression against mexican people? I am offended on their behalf! Take it off!

Normal Person: Shut up, I am not woke.
by Tylers1991 July 28, 2023
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Anything that makes the right reflect on how terrible they actually are for just being themselves.
I hate how the woke left won’t let me use words like “porch monkey” or “midget” or “transvestite” anymore. Makes me so angry that the radical left woke mob is suppressing my freedom of speech
by Dick Walski December 12, 2022
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Woke Right

A conservative influencer who doesn't bend the knee to Israel or support their genocide campaign in Palestine.
The woke right is ruining conservative politics.
by FOF1776 November 9, 2024
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Woke

Being in the know of the true powers that be in the world. Most recently used negatively as a slight or insult toward more liberal individuals advocating against systematic oppression in its many forms. Although, in the earlier 2000s up until recently (2020) it was used in a positive light when referring to someone who is aware of or believes in a controversial truth or conspiracy theory.
1.) Don’t debate BLM with my cousin Brittany, she’s super liberal and woke.
2.) My friends are so woke, we can talk conspiracies for hours!
by OhHiDany November 28, 2021
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What is today’s meaning of woke
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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half-woke

When you get woke, but decide to go the other way with it and turn to white supremacism for real.
"I thought you said you were woke now. Why aren't you checking your white privilege?"
"No, I'm half-woke. You were right: I always was a white supremacist, I just didn't realize it. And clearly I can't change that. So, heil Hitler, and go love a nigger."
by Etichetta Nera May 27, 2021
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