Flip-Knife

Someone looked up synonyms for the words “switch” and “blade” and rebranded the switch-blade to make it legal

“Yo dude is that a switchblade?”
“Nah man, this is a flip-knife”
“Well, what’s the difference”
“What do you mean?”
“Is there a difference between a switchblade and a flip-knife?
“I don’t understand the question”

by CrankinCraig April 26, 2021

Half open pocket knife

Half a bar. Or a semi erect penis

“Man that chick was hot. I’ve got a half open pocket knife in my pants.”

by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021

Knife in Lemon

The greatest tragedy to befall America in recent history

Yo, Knife in Lemon was so sad. Alexa, Play Despacito

by Stephan Roberto September 11, 2018

Knife

Wasn't the guns because there was a mass shooter and it wasn't attention because he fled and intended not to get caught.

Hym "And getting rid of the guns only stops the people who can afford security from getting stabbed by someone with a Knife. The selfish pundit class wants themselves to be safe while they hire security for themselves and then the rest of you can just get killed in a mass stabbing or something. And he had guns. The guns did nothing to save him there. It's not the culture because he's culture is being a solipsistic incest cultists who believe the sane people are the ones who think they are immortal and that a magical reality man made the the boss of everyone by proxy. So no. The cause of the murder is whatever the cause of the murder happened to be and NOT WHATEVER SELF-INDULGENT BULLSHIT THE INFLUENCER FILTH HAS DECIDED TO MAKE UP IN RESPONSE TO THE MURDER OF ONE OF THEIR OWN. One side says it's one thing. The other side says it something else. They can't both be right. All I know this that MY thing persists. And that's all that matters."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2025

Plantation knife

The plantation knife was used by the Vietcong in the Vietnam war to kill Americans both Vietcong males and females used the plantation knife

The plantation knife was a Vietcong knife

by Gimegame May 6, 2024

Knife happy

Someone who is always getting or wanting unnecessary surgery.

Virgil is getting his appendix taken out as a preventative measure, he must be knife happy.

by warewolf56 June 14, 2018

Knife

Stabby stab, dont run with it.

Alternatively,

If you meet someone called Knife, you've been blessed.
This person has the biggest heart, dont take it for granted.
Knife will stand by you through anything, they wont let you feel alone ever again.
They have the best hair, perfect for running your fingers through. This makes them melt into your hand, becoming the most adorable darling ever.
They are the prettiest boy you ever did see, you will find yourself staring at them, wondering how on earth its possible to be that cute.
They are chaotic and impulsive and they make questionable choices that will worry you, but if you take care of them properly they will be the most loyal, loving friend you could ever ask for.
Be prepared to catch them when a skate board is near, they will go down any hill they see. Even though they will probably be fine, take no risks.
Don't you dare hurt them, because if you do, you will be hunted down by several angry gays.

How to take care of your Knife :

-give headpats
-feed their monster addiction
-hold them when they need it
-forhead kisses
-handle with care, they are precious

Knife is the sweetest person ever <3

by definitelynotkat November 22, 2021