Eggs for breakfast

When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.

Dude I gave her some eggs for breakfast

by Jj9356 May 12, 2015

creme egg

When a person makes a small hole in a Cadbury's creme egg, sucks the creme out then ejaculates into the egg, seals the hole and gives it to their unexpecting victim

"aw man shes been really annoying recently, im gonna have to give her a creme egg"

by chunkyjizzmonkey February 14, 2019

Egg Tray

Like a tea bag but worse, a properly executed egg tray is where you carefully place you testicles in someone's eyes so that they settle in like eggs in an egg tray.

He was a sleep so I snuck in and gave him the old egg tray.

by Blackhat September 4, 2013

Robin Eggs

A blue Vicodin capsule that is the most powerful prescription on the market.

Man, I went to the doctor and popped 4 Robin Eggs and almost had to get my stomach pumped.

by Steve-OBSM August 17, 2011

Fried Egg

A complete burn out, incapable of speaking correctly or completing assigned tasks.

Can also be used playfully among friends when describing someone as a stoner or the feeling of being very high.

"I wouldn't hire him, Tony. He looks like a fried egg."

"That hash I smoked had me feeling like a fried egg."

by J92 September 15, 2016

loose eggs

when something's out of its container

wow that sugar sitting there on the ground sure is loose eggs

by trotro's dad September 19, 2013

Egg Cooker

Setting fire to the gases produced by flatulence

That was a massive egg cooker by James

by Thundar August 3, 2007