bed wine

(noun) the final glass of wine for the evening that you enjoy alone, usually in bed.

It's been a day so I am just going to enjoy this bed wine and pass out.

by reel tlk July 21, 2022

Having a glass of wine

UK slang for fellatio.

The MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Minister's Commons office in 2018.

by Canari rouge July 2, 2022

red wine mistakes mythology

Best. Song. From. Jack. Johnson.

(Hawaiian Singer)

Go listen to the song *Red Wine Mistakes Mythology* from Jack Johnson

by Crazy_Senpai February 28, 2021

Widows Wine

The girl that makes you leave your wife.

Danm that girl over there is widows wine to every man

by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017

wine muncher

A man that only eats ( sucks off/ blows) dick

Jim: Do you think bobs gay
Timmy: Nahh
Jim: hes a wine muncher
Bob: *shlurp*

by WatchMeWhipNowWatchMeNaeNae May 6, 2015

Wines

An action that where someone will eat anyones ass then absolutely pulverize it until it is inside out.

That retard just pull a wines on that man, poor guy.

by ~Oodle.odubs~ April 26, 2020

the wine pony

Known also as a Leonie, this pony is. Very serious about words but as soon as the pony lets out the definition the pony forgets what it has said.

Person A"The one and only, the wine pony has arrived."

Person B" hide the wine before it's all gone"

by Jacobs creek August 24, 2017