The drunk window of time when your standards diminish and you will fuck anything that walks until the moment you pass out.
by Damson Hoochie May 12, 2017
Get the Window of Slopportunity mug.When you're fucking your girl and your best friend comes and takes your spot without her knowing and you walk out the house and go to the window and she looks up and sees you waving at her through the window,
by Manuel Herman January 5, 2014
Get the window waver mug.Mary: I'm getting pretty tired.
Shea: But we've got homework, and it's 5:30. Way outside window of napportunity.
Shea: But we've got homework, and it's 5:30. Way outside window of napportunity.
by charger752 October 22, 2010
Get the window of napportunity mug.The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.
Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?
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Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.
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Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.
by Pseudomaster December 23, 2014
Get the texting window mug.A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.
Bob: what is that virus on your screen?
Carl: That is Windows News.
Bob: is it dangerous?
Carl: Oh you don't even know!
Carl: That is Windows News.
Bob: is it dangerous?
Carl: Oh you don't even know!
by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021
Get the Windows News mug.A person, usually an eavesdropper, who possesses a superior level of hearing that allows them to listen through closed windows.
"Keep your voice down, my mum has window ears"
"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"
"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"
by The Pan April 27, 2010
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