willy warmer

Any cylindrical object, usually made of material, that looks as though a penis could fit snuggly inside.

What the hell is that, your willy warmer?

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

willy farmer

Well, it's someone whose livelihood revovles around the cultivation and sale of phalae.

"that rags, he's a willy farmer by name and nature. doesn't get many subsidys for it though."

by Geraldine the Cabbage May 2, 2003

willy leeb

a fisics teacher about 3 inches tall, wears size 3xl jackets, gangsta pants, and is probably packin 2 nines in his jacket, hence the need for such a large one, also, it is believed that several explosives, c4, an m82a1, a gas mask, some porno mags, and a small child are hiding in that fucken immense clothing

lets go paste pictures of that small old man onto the bodies of weird people!

by esteban bag October 24, 2004

willdy

Any person sporting a shaved head, goatee, with numerous jail house tatoos. Prone to getting pissed off if eye contact is ever made in public places and is usually accompanied by his unleashed mongdog

1. Willdy next door is burning leaves too close to the fence again.
2. Willdy's mongdog tore the bumper off my car.
3. Willdy's gonna kill me.
4. Sounds like Willdy's on the piss again.

by decepti - kun October 5, 2005

Willy rocket

A willy rocket is when a sparkler is inserted into the tip of the penis and then anal sex is performed with a girl. After intercourse, the sparkler should be lit in celebration.

Man, I willy rocketed her good!

by TeddyBoyz May 28, 2008

Willy Jousters

When two guys take residence on a seperate form of transport(horse or Bike)either end of a run way whilst being naked and sporting a erection. When a whistle is blown you then both charge at each other with your erection in hand and try to knock off each other from their transport using your willy. If one guy comes then that's immediate disqualification and the other guy wins by default.

I am a willy jousters, i joust using just my willy

by Rusoe September 29, 2008

Willy Talk Fuzz!

Meaning: WTF!

It's a censored way of saying what the fuck.

"willy talk fuzz" is clearly meaning something like"what are you talking about?"

Alex: I just saw your sister with your best friend!
Jon: Willy Talk Fuzz!!!!???

by GoGo Dancer July 5, 2009