Weekend immune system

Hungover/dead in various parts of body

Weekend immune system got me dead

by rootentootenputin February 24, 2019

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vageeny weeney

ok lets say u bout to do this fine ho and u pull her pants of and she got a damn dick butu keep lookin and she gotta pussy thats a vageeny weeney niggity

i pulled her pants off and i saw a vageeny weeney but i was horny so i beat both of em and it was good and i don care if u think it was bootsy niggity i love vageeny weeneys fashigity

by e-van July 24, 2004

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When a healthy, capable, able to walk person who has no need for a wheelchair, buys, rents, or steals one for their own personal amusement, laziness, or gain. Non-powered models promote pity by unknowing bystanders, and can be used for preferred parking, meeting women, getting VIP access to clubs, etc. Powered models, known as rascals, are usually attributed to very lazy people not wanting to walk under their own power, or people that like to perform motorized stunts.

"Look, Jimmay's pulling the weekend wheelchair warrior again so he could get right into all the clubs and meet chicks. See, they are eating up his Gulf War landmine explosion story. I bet he scores tonight......"

by Klizz February 25, 2009

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Weedend

Weekends are for losers...Weedends are where its at..if you know what i mean

We're gonna have so much fun this weedend!

I can't wait for this weedend!

This weedend's gonna be a blast

by peaceeeeee September 12, 2010

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maybe next weekend

A term used to avoid unpleasant situations while still managing to sound polite and slightly interested.

Jack O'Fonher:"Want to come to the movies with me? I'll even take you to dinner!"
Handa Mia: "Um.... I'm busy. Maybe next weekend"

Pamela Handerson: "You were great. Are you sure you don't want to spend the night?"
Mike Hawk: "Maybe next weekend"

by Nicky Ashley March 2, 2011

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