This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.
"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"
by John0032 November 12, 2022
Get the Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm mug.

oral warming

When your breath is so bad that your mouth alone causes global warming.
What the fuck?! Holy shit dude... that girls breath was so bad!
Yeah, bro. He has a strong case of oral warming.
by 0ralFixation September 14, 2020
Get the oral warming mug.

oral warming

When you try to tell your employee a verbal warning but instead slip, fall and land on their juicy voluptuous lips.
My boss fired me from work today for giving my mans an oral warming.
by 0ralFixation September 14, 2020
Get the oral warming mug.

oral warming

This action is done whilst someone is in the arctic and you need to get some head. Usually this action is done by a head tribesman of the arctic empire.
Hey baby, you down for a little oral warming tonight?
by 0ralFixation September 14, 2020
Get the oral warming mug.

dog warming

It's kind of like Global Warming but instead of greenhouse gasses destroying the atmosphere, a lapdog destroys the sense of coldness in your lap
My dog is the number 1 reason for dog warming
by uNiCoRnLooP April 02, 2016
Get the dog warming mug.

warm pussy

slang for womens genitials
last night she has warm pussy.
by ssrb luvr June 08, 2024
Get the warm pussy mug.

warm dog

its when you put ur dick in a microwave and heat it up for 30 seconds
oh no that boy gave him self a warm dog
by Skyblue20199 July 10, 2024
Get the warm dog mug.