dog warming

It's kind of like Global Warming but instead of greenhouse gasses destroying the atmosphere, a lapdog destroys the sense of coldness in your lap

My dog is the number 1 reason for dog warming

by uNiCoRnLooP June 28, 2016

warm nose

Cumming inside of someones mouth enough for their nose to leak sperm.

Michael:"Ive always wanted to have a warm nose.."

Carl:"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by light.mp45 January 16, 2024

warm ghost

When you find fresh semen somewhere on yourself without knowing how it got there

Dude, remember Chad?! Fuck that guy, when I saw him at the party hitting on my ex girlfriend I gave him a warm ghost right on his shoulder.

by Lemon partier January 13, 2024

Warm dog

When you have an uncontrollable love of both food and sex to the point where you are left with no choice to combine your passions.
This leads to the logical choice of putting a hotdog up the anus of your chosen partner, but in the interest of not wanting to waste food, proceeding to eat said hotdog afterwards; at this point it has become a warm dog

I was so horny and hungry last night, as usual, so I decided to give Sarah a warm dog

by Whitedove9 December 8, 2016

When cold meets warm

When a cold force meets a warm, often weak, force. Often resulting in one-sided violence against the warm.

Did you see that hoodlum attack the grandma? When cold meets warm man.

by iimcrimson May 5, 2025

Warm Mango

The Warm Mango is of course a room temperature mango, that is being opened by a little boy who doesn't know how to open a mango, so they use a knife and ends up stabbing it through their hand like a jackass. Then in the mess of blood and mango they enjoy their sweet sweet room temperature mango.

Well that reminds me of the good ol Warm Mango

by Fralor_Mane May 2, 2024

W.U.P.A ( warm up pants attitude)

When a man has a woman that is just in his life for head. A warm up pants attitude is just breaking off those snap shut basketball pants and pointing to your cock

W.U.P.A ( warm up pants attitude)

yo, my wupa lives upstairs, stay in the car and make sure i don't get a ticket and no, you cant play the radio

by Eddie to the O April 1, 2010