Wall Scraper

When taking a dump, the feces is so large, and hard packed, that it feels as though it is scraping the walls of your anus on the way out.

Guy 1 - Dude, what the fuck were you yelling about in the washroom?

Guy 2 - I just shit out a 3 foot Wall Scraper.

by akendall December 19, 2009

wall-dance

1) the dance performed by someone using a wall to aid their balance when too drunk to stand on their own

2) to perform a series of sloppily uncontrolled movements, typically the flailing of limbs and other extremities while leaning on a wall, as the result of binge drinking

Jesse: "Shit... Eric's wall-dancing again..."

Jason: "Nice. I gotta see this..."

Eric: (leaning against wall) "Ayyyy.... Iiimdooonnnjussss... *mumble-mumble*... shots... *mumble-mumble*..." while spilling his drink and hiccuping...

Jason: "...Hmm... I don't think he's drunk enough. Grab the Patron"

Jesse: "He drank it all"

Jason: "Oh. That explains the wall-dance..."

by RedHawkViper February 25, 2011

ham walls

A honey-baked ham coochie- a creamy bitch/a chick with juicy pussy

Ham walletroast beef curtainssquirterpink taco

That bitch got the ham walls, be havin a nigga weak

by shna2shrp September 13, 2016

Scandi wall

The Scandi wall refers to, on a night out, the moment Scandinavian women lose all rationality, go blank in the eyes, and often become belligerent.

Cecilie hit the scandi wall faster than Ayrton Senna. She could barely order a cab after two drinks.

by Lp6u January 13, 2020

Closet Walling

Somebody who uses wall hacks / esp in an inconspicuous way, Providing a major advantage without being incredibly obvious.

Teammate : yo this bitch has to be closet walling there is no way he knows what site we at every time
Teammate 2 : yea what a fuckhead

by Whattheyfkcingdhdh May 7, 2020

wall boast

to flaunt your achievements on someone's facebook wall, with a message masquerading as a lighthearted, spontaneous 'hello' to your buddy but purely for the benefit of your mutual friends.

becca: emma, i've had enough of your wall boasting. i know that you met a hot guy on saturday because i was there. and he wasn't that hot. and your ex clearly never reads my wall anyway.

emma: worth a shot though?

becca: pathetic.

by emakamart January 2, 2008

Wall Back

When somebody writes on somebodies wall on facebook and prompts a reply on their own wall.

loser 1 (on facebook wall): I did your mom! wall back!
loser 2 (on facebook wall): You're a dipshit, DONT wall back

by ZeroNow January 20, 2009